Your height might get you true love, but I don't give a crap about that. I am richer than most of you, and my true loves are knowledge and application of knowledge. While you might think that you have a better life than me with your girl, I have a greater life than yours with my girls: books. In the end, a book is far more satisfying and profitable than a vain fool of a partner. And my height 5,8' is not too short because study shows that after a long incline upward, human height will shorten down to 5,2' or less in the far future. My long point short is this: my passion for science gives me more productivity than your passion with your girl. Now, go get me that coffee; or you are fired!