Tell me a nice lame joke! It has to be Good!?

[Addy]

Example -
What is round and looks like a Ball?
Answer - Obviously A BALL!

 

[TracyViola]

What happens to a red stone when you throw it in a blue sea?!



ANS- it sinks

ok not so lame but i liked it

 

[TheAskAndTheAnswer]

You wanna hear a really really really really dirty joke?


A man fell in the mud..

 

[Chels3a]

What is black and white and red all over?
A penguin that got stabbed by a knife.

:3

 

[TracyViola]

What happens to a red stone when you throw it in a blue sea?!



ANS- it sinks

ok not so lame but i liked it