The bell I ring to call my wife in from the kitchen to bring me food or...

Get on the same cell network. Generally texts mobile to mobile on the same network are free.
 
...tea has broken and I was wondering? Is it too extravagant, in these difficult economic times, to spend money sending her a text message everytime I want a cup of tea or something?
 
not if you have free texts.

If you don't have free texts then it would probably be better to buy her a new bell. And a cute little maid outfit. That's what I am required to wear. Along with a matching thong so it's easier for him to spank me when I forget something.
 
She probably is mad at you for having that bell. Bells are irritating and can be frustrating, so maybe you should just call her instead of ringing a bell.
 
LMFAOOOOOOO'
i hope your joking !
if not FUCKING GET IT YOURSELF
YOU FUCKNG ASS HOLE PROBALY HAVE A SMALL FUCKING DICK TOO!
GO FUCKYOURSELF IN THE ASS , IF YOUR NOT TO REPELLED BY YOUR OWN LOOKS !
 
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