I hereby announce that I'm releasing my latest Slipthejab TM product. That's right folks.... as seen on TV and in high end bars and brunches everywhere...
Slips Anti-Cougar Spray
That's right Slips Anti-Cougar spray can be purchased in several different grades. From those who want to ward off the more inexperienced cougars... to those who feel they are being stalked by the big game cats of legend... hairspray hair-do, over tanned and wearing upper middle class bling...
That's right... Slips Anti-Cougar Spray puts them down and out long enough for you to leg it. It's young babe friendly, doesn't stain khaki's and won't fade your tattoos. Get your today...
Call now find out how...
1-800-Slips-Anti-Cougar-Spray