::In Emerg this afternoon due to sudden abdominal pain::
Dr: "I'm not sure what's going on, but it's not your uterus."
Me: "Well, that's good. So, what is it?"
Dr: "Not sure, but it's definitely not your uterus."
Me: "Yes. I got that part. So, now what?"
Dr: "Come in next week for a CT scan."
*sigh* So, yes, it's not my uterus. If my uterus weren't in the picture, what other thing could it be?
/headdesk