She is a total child! There is a small (very small - which considering it's me, is practially microscopic) part of me that feels sorry for her. She obviously has major issues, but it's not my job to be her counsellor. I suck at counselling. My normal advice is 'life sucks, deal with it and move on!', which I'm sure would lead to tears! I mean we went up north on Saturday to sample and I sat by the window on the train, so I asked her on the way back if she wanted a window seat, because I'd had it on the trip out. She said 'I don't know, what do you want'. She won't even decide something that simple! Grrrrrrr She actually asked if we'd be buying for at the supermarket and preparing it in the hotel this weekend. Not blinking likely. If I'm travelling on expenses, I'm paying someone else to prepare me nice food! She also went pale at the idea of an All You Can Eat breakfast buffet at the hotel! She is totally nuts!
(N.B. Every time I type 'blinking stupid' or 'freaking nuts' or something similar, I am actually thinking something MUCH, MUCH stronger, but as a good, well behaved mod I have to watch my language! )
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Nope, it's not working!
I don't think the beetles in her hair would bother her too much! The beating with a stick might, though!
Another GRRRRR, I broke my beating stick today (no, not on Anti-Foodie!), so now I have to go out and find another one.