This has nothing to do with religion, it's another spam question, but eh, at...

...least I'm honest!!!? Ok, first off, so this gets on the religion board, JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS.


OK. Now, I am running for student council. I am making a speech on Friday and I had an idea, but I need to check to make sure it's good. Well, they record the speeches a week before, so we have to do it with no audience, speaking to a camera. My idea is to tell them my name, and say that in my term I will listen to the student body. So, I will bring out a list of things students will potentially want. Then I will say "Just speak up if you want any of these." And since it's a camera, nobody can respond. So I will get more and more frustrated as I offer better and better things (more time at lunch, less homework), until I say "Oh, what? It's a camera?"


What do you think? Lame?
 
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