This is a short story i wrote and I wanted others opinion on it.
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A long time ago, I was sent to jail for an awesome crime. It was very fun and stuff. I kept breaking into this one guys house to sabotage it every day for 47 years.
What happened was this; I broke in and flushed all of his food except his pancake mix down the toilet. I then proceeded to take a large toilet-clogging dump in his toilet, putting the flecks of dumpage in his pancake mix.
I then hid behind his couch like the sexy hobo that I was.
One night though he ran out of toothpicks and had to scratch his crack on his TV. I placed a whoopee cushion behind his cheeks and he made a real fart. Then i went to jail.
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A long time ago, I was sent to jail for an awesome crime. It was very fun and stuff. I kept breaking into this one guys house to sabotage it every day for 47 years.
What happened was this; I broke in and flushed all of his food except his pancake mix down the toilet. I then proceeded to take a large toilet-clogging dump in his toilet, putting the flecks of dumpage in his pancake mix.
I then hid behind his couch like the sexy hobo that I was.
One night though he ran out of toothpicks and had to scratch his crack on his TV. I placed a whoopee cushion behind his cheeks and he made a real fart. Then i went to jail.