What is a funny joke to say when your sitting at a table with some people at a party?

What would you be if you were attached to an inclined plane wrapped around a cylinder? Screwed!
 
Did you guys hear the one about the peanut butter?
"no"
Too bad. I can't tell you, You might spread it.

What do you call cheese that is not yours?
Nacho Cheese (pronounced in a way it sounds like this: Notch yo cheese)

What do cars eat on the highway?
Traffic jam

What's the difference between the sun and bread?
The sun rises from the east, and the bread from the yeast.

A man walked into a bar.
Ouch.

Here's a website with some food jokes to say when sitting at the table: http://www.food-jokes.co.uk/at-the-table.html
 
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