Did you guys hear the one about the peanut butter?
"no"
Too bad. I can't tell you, You might spread it.
What do you call cheese that is not yours?
Nacho Cheese (pronounced in a way it sounds like this: Notch yo cheese)
What do cars eat on the highway?
Traffic jam
What's the difference between the sun and bread?
The sun rises from the east, and the bread from the yeast.
A man walked into a bar.
Ouch.
Here's a website with some food jokes to say when sitting at the table: http://www.food-jokes.co.uk/at-the-table.html