What's your best corny pick-up line?

[DavidT]

Lets play photographer. Yeah, we'll turn out the lights and see what develops.....

 

[Zedakiah]

When ever i get near you my heart beats really fast !

It has actually worked (twice )

 

[sweetm]

That you can think of?

Mines: "Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past you again?"

Original, RIGHT? -sarcastic-

 

[StupidIDIOTt]

LIKE ME OR BITE ME
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[SkeletalLamping]

someone once used "did it hurt when you fell from heaven" on me.

corny pick up lines are somehow sweet

 

[MadeYouLookKidd]

Wanna ****? Good right?

 

[FaceLess]

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!


that freaked me out!!!

I was about to say that!!!!


...great :/

now i gotta think of a new one >.>

 

[TheGhostWithTheMostm]

does your dad work at a brewery? cause I'd love to tap that.

 

[brockenm]

I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!


I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream.


I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?


Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.



corny but cute =]

 

[Dimitri]

one of the lamest I've heard is
"Your dad must be a baker"
"why?"
"Who made those fine soft buns?"

 

[Dimitri]

one of the lamest I've heard is
"Your dad must be a baker"
"why?"
"Who made those fine soft buns?"

 

[AskAlice]

''Can I get a picture with you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?''

;]

 

[Don'tPetHungryCritters]

I love the classic, "You come here often?"

 

[CallumP]

have you tripped over a tree before? how about a root?

Classic

 

[darkshade1310]

"hey come here" *with the motion of a finger telling the chick to come to you*

Girl comes over.

"If I made you come with a finger, imagine what I would do with my hand?"

 

[SD]

i'm glad i have my library card 'cause i am checking you out!

HAHA! dumb...

 

[lyric]

"Are you from Tennessee because you're the only ten I see."

 

[mmmArTiStmmm]

are you jamacian? cause your ja making me crazy

 

[SaVvY107]

"You see my friend over there? Yeah they wanna know if you think Im cute"
or

"If your where on the McDonalds menu, you'd be a McGorgeous"

or a Pon and Zi one, "If I cant hear your heart beat, youre too far away"

-Some of my faves