What's your best corny pick-up line?

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Lets play photographer. Yeah, we'll turn out the lights and see what develops.....
 
When ever i get near you my heart beats really fast !

It has actually worked (twice )
 
That you can think of?

Mines: "Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past you again?"

Original, RIGHT? -sarcastic-
 
LIKE ME OR BITE ME
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someone once used "did it hurt when you fell from heaven" on me.

corny pick up lines are somehow sweet
 
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!


that freaked me out!!!

I was about to say that!!!!


...great :/

now i gotta think of a new one >.>
 
I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!


I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream.


I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?


Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.



corny but cute =]
 
one of the lamest I've heard is
"Your dad must be a baker"
"why?"
"Who made those fine soft buns?"
 
one of the lamest I've heard is
"Your dad must be a baker"
"why?"
"Who made those fine soft buns?"
 
''Can I get a picture with you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?''

;]
 
"hey come here" *with the motion of a finger telling the chick to come to you*

Girl comes over.

"If I made you come with a finger, imagine what I would do with my hand?"
 
i'm glad i have my library card 'cause i am checking you out!

HAHA! dumb... :D
 
"Are you from Tennessee because you're the only ten I see."
 
"You see my friend over there? Yeah they wanna know if you think Im cute"
or

"If your where on the McDonalds menu, you'd be a McGorgeous"

or a Pon and Zi one, "If I cant hear your heart beat, youre too far away"

-Some of my faves
 
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