Why has it taken so long for Obama to find a new church in DC, but he will go...

[JustinBieberCarpet]

...running through? erupting volcanoes and earthquake activity to get to the mosque in Indonesia?

 

[GangRelatedKillings]

Because Muslims don't goto Christian churches and they don't worship Jesus

 

[RentTooHight]

Only Chicago has Obama-style racist, anti-American churches.