Wife and I arguing over son and his pet?

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So my wife and I have a 9 year old boy... Recently he has been learning curse words with his friends at school.. (like most kids his age do)... Well, obviously, my wife and I frown upon this. Now he gets an allowance depeneding upon all the work he does around the house... And we punish him by witholding some if he curses.

Well, for years now, he has begging us for a dog, but we tell him, you save up the money, and you can buy the dog... Well, recently he saved up enough and we took him to pick one out.

Now, we stressed that it would be HIS DOG, and HIS RESPONSIBILITY... Which, he was in agreement with... So, he continuously asked us if he could name it... Again, we said, sure, you paid for him, you are taking care of him, he is your's, of course you can...

Well, later that night, we here him in his room, constantly saying the work f*ck-face! So my wife and I obviously bust in and ask him what he is doing... He replied that he was just saying the dog's name... He decided to name it Mr. f*ck-face Cunny-Licker Jr.

So my wife flipped out and said no, and started yelling... But I took my son's side... After all it is his dog, and we promised that he could name it... If we go back on that he might not trust us... Well, my wife is now pissed at me... How do I make her understand that a deal is a deal, and our son deserves to name his dog...
 
Ahahaha.

Firstly, going on your spelling, I do not think you're past the age of nine yourself - perhaps you are the son in question. Secondly - IT IS NOT NORMAL FOR CHILDREN AT THE AGE OF NINE TO BE LEARNING SWEAR WORDS - LET ALONE BE ALLOWED TO USE THEM. Thirdly, your wife - if you even have a wife - is correct. You, sir, are very much in the wrong. This is a stupid, ridiculous name, and I believe your child must be leaving a very good life - as in no discipline.
I don't know whether I should believe you and think you're mentally slow, or not believe you and think you're a troll.
 
This is a very nice troll question. I was believing the validity of the story until the very end. Kudos to you for making a nice story!
 
Your wife is just mad because that was HER name in college.
 
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