Get real; have you seen the stuff that God gets up to? He could teach humans a thing or two about death and destruction - razing entire cities, once the entire world except for a lewd drunkard named Noah and his family, on a whim... newborn babes, children in arms, toddlers, the mentally ill and all, wiped out. Inflicting Job with interminable woes, destroying his family, his servant, his property and his health, all to win a bet with Ol' Nick!
Boy, when God got angry he just started with the smiting, he didn't care who got in his way... oh yeah, great was the rending of garments and piercing were the wails of lament, there was much gnashing of teeth and such, I can tell you! Huh, God's own track record is not much to brag about. Even deserted his only son when he most needed him! No, what God needed was a good woman to calm him down a bit, mellow him, know what I mean?