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Right now, I feel as if my life is playing game with me, as if it's trying to tell me that i can have anything in the world except for the things that I wholeheartedly desire the most and people that I truly love. I've given up on my life for a long time, and have stopped dreaming for a better...

my bf was driving me home i got mad at him and told him i think we should brake up then i told him to take me home he got mad and threaten to crash the car into wall so it would kill us both and then he speed up near one like he was gonna crash into it he didn't he stopped the car should i...

Hey, so i'm a 16 year old girl and I have this guy friend. We always flirt, like, a lot. Its always been kind of innocent flirting, he always pretends to punch my arm and mimics my voice and teases me, and compliments and stuff. But before Christmas he always keept joking around saying he was...

Im 14 years old, and my mum had a miscarriage before me and my sisters were born. I saw people online joke about how misscariges are ''funny''. What can I say?

so i was on omegle and some guy was like want to hear a joke, and i was like yeah sure. because i was bored i decided to go to omegle. my mistake. all i saw were ***** and horny guys....and occasionally children. so the guy was like want to hear a joke. why does Beyonce say too the left, to the...

people think it is hate speech? Why do we say we tolerate free speech but invent arbitrary hate speech codes that are constantly changing? Political Correctness is confusing. George Carlin would be on death row for offending these people, if he wasn't already dead.

On the sixth day God turned to the Archangel Gabriel and said: "Today I am going to create a land called Canada. It will be a land of outstanding natural beauty. It shall have tall majestic mountains full of bears and eagles, beautifully sparkling lakes bountiful with trout, forests full of elk...

Someone asked me (what do you call Santa with his coat on backwards) I don't get it but he said is was dirty.

i cant differentiate between when people joke and when they are serious. how to fix that?

i cant differentiate between when people joke and when they are serious. how to fix that?

This is about a minute long video of Jeff Gordon and Kasey Kahne and there's a joke I guess at the end, I'm blonde so can someone please explain here's the link http://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=plcp&v=DF7_iq8H08g

I feel like even when I go out with people who are supposed to be my friends its like I'm a joke. I feel like they are discreetly making fun of me and think that I am either too stupid or too drunk to notice. But I do notice and it really hurts my feelings. I just go out to have a good time so I...

... and then forget it because, we are against racism of course. But in the meantime get it off your chest... funniest get 10 points.

Please Read: These people are destroying the foundation of our Country. They are called the Westboro Baptist Church. If you have yet to hear about them please watch the video below. I started an official petition at the White House and need your help making it grow. Please spread the word and...

A guy i know is like that Me: why did the chicken cross the road? Him:I don't know Me: Me neither, i was too busy ploughing your mum from behind to ask it! He was angry!

I never took the time To stop and realize That death takes many forms Even while alive ?

He's very funny towards me, I like him... A lot, but I don't know if he likes me back but he always smiles at me and take quick glances at me now and then. I want to actually go up to him and talk to him, but I'm a newbie, a stranger towards his friend and I dont want to embarrass myself. I joke...

Oh the irony

...walk into a bar....? I forget the rest,but their mothers are whores.

I'm just in the mood for one. Thanks:)