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  1. M

    LGBT: Can you laugh at a joke about LGBT people?

    I sure as hell can. Can you? Who here thinks Ann Coulter should release her long form birth certificate so we know what gender she was born in?
  2. Y

    I WANT TO SUICICDE!! ITS NOT A JOKE :(?

    im 25 yr old guy that all his friends come to for for help or advice. i always put on a smile NEVER do i show any kind of fear or sadness to people. always try to make people SMILE...i love to help people. NOW when im the one with depression problem i cant go to anyone. honestly hurts like HELL...
  3. C

    What's the funniest religious joke you've heard?

    By the way, if you need a boat, I Noah guy...
  4. D

    Any funny Jokes to joke around with friends?

    Any other funny Jokes to joke around with friends ? =)
  5. M

    Is rap music a joke which requires no talent.explain?

    No rapper deserves musical respect. They pose as musicians but none plays any instrument decently.They pose as songwriters but the lyrics they write lack melody and harmony, so it doesn't qualify as music. They pose as poets, and all they write is 'declamation rhymes' .... if any doubt about...
  6. K

    What is the name of the comedian who tells the joke about the raccoon?

    He also talks about his Italian next door neighbor?
  7. P

    I'm trying to explain a science joke to a friend?

    Then I realized I'm not sure I know what I'm talking about. The joke was: A genius high school chemistry student takes a test, gets his score back, and is dismayed to find that he missed exactly one question and thus would not be accepted to his University of choice. He is especially bummed...
  8. N

    10 REALLY EASY POINTS!! no joke?

    Do you think braces make a girl more attractive?
  9. I

    What's a mild caption joke for my daughters 40th B-Day?

    I printed off a photo of a western sunset. Maybe something like her riding off into the sunset. Nothing to cruel. That's why i'm asking for your suggestions.
  10. 0

    Is it better to tell a bad joke or no joke at all?

    With the bad joke get like a kindness chcukcle,not a real laugh
  11. $

    When does a sexist joke go too far?

    Suggested category: Entertainment & Music > Jokes & Riddles Lotta people here don't seem to like the opposite gender ):
  12. B

    is magic true or just a joke ?

    i'm not talking about walking on the water or lifting people, i'm talking about some strange language that is written in some paper and they combine it with disgusting stuff, like blood, teeth animal skin/hair/ and the like, i heard a lot of stories about this, where they use it on people to get...
  13. L

    is it wrong for my friends to 'pretend' to be lesbian as a joke?

    I'm a 17 year old girl and i'm still in the closet. I hangout with three other girls who are huge supporters of gay rights, feminism etc. but they always make jokes towards eachother about being gay. Like my one friend will be like 'why are you doing this do you have a lesbian crush on me'. And...
  14. M

    Would you say eminem is a joke,talentless pothead poet? explain?

    he is crap plain and simple. he is just like icp, kid rock. man get some frickin therapy already.Anyone can see this guys got some serious mental problems again. Eminem's main goal is to deliberately shock by putting in tons of swear words and writing songs about murdering or hurting his...
  15. J

    I Am LOVESICK And Need Help!! This Is SERIOUS, No Joke.?

    I am an older man (I don't want to give my exact age because of possible bias) and have had a lot of relationships over the years. I have never been married, would have liked to. However, since May of this year, I believe I have met the woman of my dreams. I have NEVER felt the intense...
  16. M

    Please guys, Does he like me or is it all a big joke?

    Okay so first off he is one of the most popular guys in my school. Me? Well I am not popular, but I have my good share of friends, everyone knows who we are. I think the only difference between his group & my group is money. Anyway, last year I had a huge crush on *jons* friend * Don*. Everyone...
  17. S

    Mixed Signals! Does he like me, or is there an inside joke?

    Hey, There's this guy that I sort of like and he suddenly started showing me attention about 2 years ago. He does little things like calling my name and being annoying. He says he likes to annoy me but I don't give him much of a reaction back. Other times he can be alright (mainly when he's...
  18. S

    I have invented the best joke ever?

    Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.” Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.”...
  19. L

    Please comment on this? Joke...?

    Little Boy was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Boy, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Boy, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said...
  20. L

    Please read this.. Before and After marriage conversation! joke...?

    Before marriage Boy- At last. I can hardly wait!! Girl- Do you want me to leave? Boy- NO! don’t even think about it. Girl- Do you love me? Boy- Of course! Always. Girl- Have you ever cheated on me? Boy- NO! Why are you even asking? Girl- Will you kiss me? Boy- Every chance I get! Girl- Will you...
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