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"What's the matter, Colonel Sanders? Chicken?" Context if you need it: (starts at 0:20 ends around 1:30) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk7VWcuVOf0

...but I gave up.

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what does this joke means: mozilla firefox: hey, google chrome google chrome:yes? Mozilla Firefox: what did the internet say when he got a haircut? google chrome: i dunno, what? mozilla firefox: put it on my tab internet explorer: i dont get it.

In July, had asked him if we are dating but he said we are just friends. Last week, we hungout for first time since July. Yesterday, we met for dinner (my idea). After extra 5 minutes, he didn't show at meeting spot and so I called him. He was like "I'll be 1 hr late"....then he popped out...

I'm not telling it now.

i didn't know people could be this stupid...how can people be bothered to follow such a foolish religion?

I can't understand this joke, can anyone tell me what it means? Is it funny at all? A young executive is working late one evening. As he comes out of his office about 8 PM he sees the Big Boss standing by the shredder in the hallway, a piece of paper in his hand. "Do you know how to work this...

I was watching like a marathon of it today on the history channel and it was introducing a lot of OUT THERE stuff. should i disregard it as nutty and totally dumb or plausible?

I usually say jokes out loud in class but yesterday it was not really a joke. The video clip ended quick and we still had questions to answer so I asked out loud "Well lets Google it!" A kid in front of me just turned around an looked at me and the teacher did too then continued... was it that...

I am making a twitter account with a friend, about another friend. This other friend, Dillon, says a lot of very odd things, and legitimately believes them. So we are going to tweet everything he says that is either funny, or just unaccepted by society, and we just need a name. Any help would...

This guy has liked me for a while I think and recently says Hey bitch but only when we are alone and if I say dont do that he apologises. So what does this mean ? Also if he only seems to notice me among my friends and keeps coming up to me and putting his hand close to my face, when I walk by...

No NO IT WILL NEVER DIE!!!!!

My friend told me it a week a go and i want to pass the joke on.

For example, after your friend help you turning on the main electricity in your house which only took him 15 seconds, he asked for 100 dollars (as a joke of course). I need a good come back for this old joke.

Ok guys, I need something really cold and dark. Not doing it to hurt anyones feelings I have an asian friend and we have a diss-off later?

What should i say when a guy asks me out in a joke way and i dont like him? We are just really good friends....PLZ HELP?

It was on Jimmy Fallon: We can't trust Romney in WWIII. He'll just smile the other army into submission.

turn's out it's consent