There were two guys that went on an expedition to the jungle, and when they were walking through the trees, all of a sudden a whole tribe of cannibals appear and they Tie them up and take them to their village. When they get there, they take them to the village leader, untie them, and the leader...
You need to talk about it Lefty? I just read an awesome book about how to play non-classical piano, I really want to try out the whole Blues improvisation thing but figure it would be ridiculous to play at quarter to one.
It was a long shot for someone to catch this reference. Here...
Does anyone have any ideas for joke certificates? Funny/Rude/Crude/Mean Example: Bad breath Award, your breath is so smelly the skunks run away! That sort of thing. They don't have to be mean, I want some unhurtful funny ones too.
Religion is like a penis, it's okay to be proud of yours but don't whip it out in front of me and do not try to shove it down my childs throat!
Btw We're Atheist so it might offend people that believe In god in what not, but if it doesn't please rate it on a scale of 1-10, 10 Being Hilarious
i am making a best man speech this weekend and need some help with a joke about how the bride and not the groom asked me to be best man.
I was thinking something like "tradition wasn't on the cards today and it was in fact annie who asked me to be best man. i humbly accepted and but at the time...
''California is a joke. I don't know why they are even considered a part of the U.S. From overpaid drug addict movie stars to illegal immigrants to ridiculous property taxes to hippy students that protest and apparently to crooked cops. Shame on you California.''
OK, SO this is my little sisters problem, she asked me for help but honestly i couldn't decide! in school, this guy from class that she's not a close friend with started to flirt with her from facebook, than by text messages. But my sister is kinda worried because it seems like he is a bit 'too'...
When Americans woke up last month, they suddenly realized:
15 years ago they had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope ... Today they have no Jobs, no Cash and no Hope....
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The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy!
I didn't know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, "what the heck", and I started jumping up and down along with her.
She said, "I have some really great news!"
I said, "Great. Tell me...
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Benson looked out the window. "Good lord!" he screamed, "one of the engines just blew up!"
Other passengers left their seats and came running over; suddenly the aircraft was rocked by a second blast as yet another engine exploded on...