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    Do you have this joke?

    Do You Have a Vagina? A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there. He asks the lady, 'Do you have a vagina?' She slams the door in disgust. The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the...
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    GUYS: What do you think about girls that openly talk about sex and joke

    about it with guys friends? Like the kind of girls that are casual with guys and blunt with people in general but at the same time nerdy and heavily involved in school? Really curious about this mix of different personalities!!
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    I do not get the joke.?

    Here it is. PLEASE HELP. My wife went to our local ice cream parlour recently and asked for a vanilla ice cream. "Hundreds and thousands" asked the assistant. "No" said my wife "just one will suffice thanks".
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    The great hunting contest! (A Joke!)?

    A hunting competition was made between an American, a French, and a Bedouin hunter. They were to go out to the jungle with their rifles and revolvers for one day and then they had to return back with the animals they hunted. The one with the most hunted animals wins. So they returned back and...
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    The great hunting contest! (A Joke!)?

    A hunting competition was made between an American, a French, and a Bedouin hunter. They were to go out to the jungle with their rifles and revolvers for one day and then they had to return back with the animals they hunted. The one with the most hunted animals wins. So they returned back and...
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    I work with this girl who started talking to me out of nowhere we joke alot I...

    ...have a feeling she may like me? I cant read wimen very well I know my info isnt great but there seems to be at least a little chemistry,we smile at each other and crack jokes like get to work or are you gonna do anything today,just looking for opinions on whether she may b interested
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    I work with this girl who started talking to me out of nowhere we joke alot I...

    ...have a feeling she may like me? I cant read wimen very well I know my info isnt great but there seems to be at least a little chemistry,we smile at each other and crack jokes like get to work or are you gonna do anything today,just looking for opinions on whether she may b interested
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    I work with this girl who started talking to me out of nowhere we joke alot I...

    ...have a feeling she may like me? I cant read wimen very well I know my info isnt great but there seems to be at least a little chemistry,we smile at each other and crack jokes like get to work or are you gonna do anything today,just looking for opinions on whether she may b interested
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    snookie is pregnant. NO JOKE?

    what do you think this diseases demon offspring will turn out i personally think it will bust out of her chest like in the movie alien
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    Nedd help making a joke for 2 bands...?

    For my school's talent show this year, I'm hosting && with that, I have to make my own script. there are 2 bands that I want to joke with: "The Escape Plan" && "Until 5:15" I have nothing, but I know they're doable, so any tips?
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    Can I go to jail for this dumb joke?

    My girlfriend was telling me about this dude who was giving her problems, so i texted him pretending to be his best friend going gay on him. I sent him stuff like, "hey baby, send me a pic of yourself ;)" He started sending me nude pics of underage girls(which i deleted of course because thats...
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    Anybody know a very funny joke that I can start with for my informative speech...

    ...about the benefits of humor? Something short but funny. Its a speech about the benefits of humor and laughter on peoples mental and physical health. I would love to start my speech off with a funny joke. Anybody know a very funny joke that I can start with for my informative speech about the...
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    Unlucky Wife Joke, What Do You Think?

    Susie's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months. Things looked grim, but she was by his bedside every single day. One day as he slipped back into consciousness, he motioned for her to come close to him. She pulled the chair close to the bed and leaned her ear close to...
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    No joke: Edmonton Oilers re-sign Ales Hemsky for 2 years, $10 million

    Ales Hemsky is just full of surprises, isn't he? In agreeing to a 2-year, $10-million deal with the Edmonton Oilers on Friday, the 28-year-old right wing passed up the chance to compete for a Stanley Cup in such lovely environs as Detroit and New York. He passed up an even higher raise as an...
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    Where can i find this joke?

    Theirs a joke online. It's a website or something that you click on and it pops up words like gotcha, keep clicking, click again, and it has this back to back and it freezes up your screen until you click through all the sayings its like a small box. Does anyone know? I would search in google...
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    What's the meaning of this joke?

    I need to understand the meaning because is really important. Probably to you it's just another joke but when a guy is acting very weird and sarcastic it means a lot. "Do you know why midget failed his driving test? He couldn't see, the seat belt was in the way."
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    The TERA beta is a joke.?

    I recently recieved an invite to the TERA beta through Sapphire, my video card maker. The problem is I am unable to create an account on the TERA website. I created the account earlier this evening, but it will not send me my activation email to activate my account. So, with no account I am...
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    Do you understand this math joke?

    The math teacher asks his students: "What is 9 times 7?" He gets several answers - all are either 62 or 65. "Come on - the correct answer can either be 62 or 65!" Okay, obviously I know that 9 times 7 is 63. What I don't know is what the joke means. Please explain that instead of telling me what...
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    Rate this joke 1-10 :)?

    This joke is called "Caught Speeding" rate it 1-10 Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk...
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    Toilet Yoga Looks Like A Joke; Is Seriously Pretty Cool

    Let's be honest: Toilet Yoga looks like a joke. It's definitely weirder than keeping a stack of magazines in the bathroom, and might even strike you as gross. But, in its defense: It's actually pretty cool. Not only is the goal to aid digestion, which many Americans actually do need help with...
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