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Jon Stewart inadvertently put David Letterman in the hot seat on The Late Show Wednesday night. A conversation that started with joking about buying underwear quickly got awkward when...

Recently, my best friend's girlfriend played a huge joke on him. She sent him a picture of a pregnancy test. At first glance, he panicked! But as he zoomed in, the reading said "Just kidding" lol. He wants to play an even better prank on her, but I need help from you guys! Help us develop an...

A cylon and a dalek walk into a bar

Im not saying they have to play at a pro level, but this is like watching an elementary school football game where the kids don't try. I mean seriously, the line doesn't even move. But my question is if the pro bowl was always like this or if this is just part of the new age of football?

...though... help!? Hi, I'm probably reading way too much into this but I just need some feedback because I see him all the time! Basically we were in a media lesson at college, (were both 18 by the way) and got put into partners based on which celebrity we pulled out of a box (I know how...

I came up running sat down and god damn. We just halted when we saw a dead body that was eating crackers. What time do you have to be up in the morning? Like 7. Alright word I got you. Creameyes have sex with red eyes!

alright, so I'm being completely serious here. I was born with two anuses, one is used and the other is not used. the unused one doesn't hurt or bother me, but it's a bit embarrassing... I was just wondering how common this "problem" is and want to know if I should be concerned for future...

I have listened to it numerous times and it brings me to tears, yet i am not quite sure its meaning. I have some theories and would like to compare how others experience this song.

haha, the heat looked like retards when they guarded everyone except jordan

I have this huge test tomorrow and I am super stressed out...I need some sort of a de-stressifyer. Thanks :/

wat will the preachor say at kobes funeral? here lies kobe bryant.. he finally passed didnt wish death never do its ajoke i got from a show

That's what a guitar or some sort of instrument sounds like in the song. At first I thought it might be Ratatat... but i'm not sure. Basically it's more like duna [rest] dunnanuna dun dunna [rest] dun dun da dun dun. *counted in quarter notes* Yes, I'm serious... this will bother me forever...

POLL: If you made a joke, and someone said "That's an old joke." what would you say back? I'd be like: "Ur an old joke >:D"

Im good with any kinds of jokes cause i know theyre just jokes. Dont be afraid of vulgarity, dead baby jokes, blonde jokes, racist jokes, sexist jokes or even clean ones. I like all jokes. If you cant laugh at rude jokes, dont reply or read any answers

Half jokingly I made a suggestion to a guy's dream plans. I didn't mean serious as we wrote couple emails each other and know nothing really. He responded like, I like it, go ahead and take care of it for me please? Is he playing along, or should I take it as a sign of insincerity?

Because 7 ate 9.

In Rode to the North Pole (Season 9, Episode 7), Stewie and Brian are stranded and they are having a conversation with a Canadian tow truck driver. Tow Truck Driver: Well I can probably take you to a gas station, eh. Do you have cash, eh? Stewie: Well, I dunno. My name carries a little weight...

I love seeing my friends laugh and I acted gay anyone has something I should know before I do that? And they would never think i am gay i sit next to my girl friend well just good friends so yea lol

My manager no one likes him he's a dick to every one but has a lot of acne coworkers are piching in to but pro active and wrapping it up and leaving it in the office for him is that mean or just getting even But at the end we are helping him out

My brother is a lacto-ovo-pesco-pollo-carne-vegetarian.