Yeah, you're bad. You stole from a bank (even if it was just a pen). Or did you?At last, the $4 The Bank Job Pen fulfills that little part of your brain that's always wanted to walk into a bank, cut the pens away with the assistance of jaws of life and a team of 10 or so highly tactical masked vigilantes, peel out in a getaway car and sell the goods on the black (ink) market.
The story will make you the coolest kid in Mrs. Winger's third grade English class. Guaranteed. [Perpetual Kid via The Green Head]