Lots of guys coming to fight me in a few hours what do i do? NOT A JOKE?

[DRAGONRIDER69]

im a very openly nerdy man in a very tiny hick town im pretty much hated by all and for some STUPID reason i decided to go to a party last night and this girl who was very drunk ended up sleeping with me TURNS out this girl is a pretty popular hicks girlfriend and now him and all his dumb redneck buddies are coming over to pretty much kick the sH!T out of me my best friend theo just called and warned me im pretty scared i called the police but they said there wasnt a crime to arrest anyone on and they would have to wait for them to act first i got a texted about a hour ago saying some guy named skeeter is gonna probe me with some kind of rod WHAT SHOULD I DO IM FREAKING OUT

 

[Dustin]

Get a pistol once they step in your yard and you feel your life is threatened yu have the right to shoot

 

[lovebug1]

Damn thats a crappy one. Get some of your friends to stay with you?or maybe a security guard?? You dont wna obviously kill them lol so get like pepper spray or something. Goodluck !!!!

 

[EarlyRiser]

Try telephoning "The Lone Ranger" He always liked lost causes.

 

[DrAWESOME95]

Lock the door and hide. If that doesn't work, if you have a gun or weapon of some sort, threaten them, and use it if it gets out of hand.