Make a wish, .. and have it corrupted!

[EV]

I wish that in photographs of me where you can see my teeth there is a 'ting' and sparkle of light from how white they look

 

[FeelinCrazytD]

Wish granted.

But you get killed and made into a coat.

I wish JabCrossHook vs Norm would have a Kickboxing match

 

[GodgivesmeHOPE]

Wish granted, but they see you in the public and knock you out !!! KAPOW !!!

I wish there was something on tv...

 

[DianaK]

Granted!

Smile, you're on candid camera! But wait, you're actually PART of the show, and I've cancelled your butt

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner

 

[DonnaE]

Wish granted.

You're gonna get it, but it's not gonna be for eating, if you catch my drift.

 

[asimjrmeyer]

Uhm, now you need to make a wish for someone else to corrupt...

 

[qoqo]

I wish that Korpy was a wiener...

 

[AlexisInfectious®]

Wish granted.

But you end up eating me, and I give you heartburn so bad you die!

I wish that there was a sport organization similar to the UFC, but it has a bigger cage, and it's a fight to the death.

 

[nelletap]

Granted!

Korpy, you're the first contestant in the "I Wanna Be a Celebrity!" death match.

Too bad your first opponent is a former convicted murderer. You lose 30 seconds into the match, death by shiv. Worse, the show is cancelled, and since all the contracts were done by a talented, dashing, and handsome Martial Artist and Attorney-at-Law, your estate gets nothing when they sue the TV channel.

I wish I could be Phil Baroni.

 

[valeriee510]

Granted. You are magically turned into Phil Baroni... right before he is sued for everything he owns by a talented, dashing, and handsome Martial Artist and Attorney-at-Law who manages to get him for all he's worth.

Hmmm.... what's something uncorruptible?

I know.

I wish for the next person to reply to this thread to have a wonderful life.

 

[eleni]

Wish Granted,WOOT!!!! i have a wonderful life and yours sux to the end of all eternity

I wish Santa were real

 

[WyattEarp]

Wish granted.

But when you're sleeping on Christmas Eve, he comes and touches you.

I wish AShida Kim would admit he's a fraud, and stop with his lameness.

 

[melancholymistress]

wish granted, but then he goes on to make movies

I wish the cubs would win a game (boo white socks!)

 

[CaputMakaveli]

The cubs win a game. . . of chess.

I wish my hard drive hadn't been irreparably whiped over the summer.

edit: also, I wish that they had never remade the movie Bedazzled.

 

[k4k07]

Granted, all the material returns while it's in the repair shop, including all the "special photos" which the repair man hands to the vice squad, who proceed to give you a good vigilante-beating



Granted, instead they remade Grand Prix - the dullest film ever with Steve McQueen driving in circles for 3 hours. But it's a special "extended edition" which is 5 hours long - and you're at the premier!

I wish all your base are belong to me

 

[joyi3eth5834]

Granted, but they are all Saz's bases and she swiftly recaptures them.

I wish I where Leopard proof (We had one in the garden this morning) actually, scratch that i wish me and my dog where Leopard proof.

 

[gurtzinator]

OK, but you then get attacked by a pack of rabid dingoes.

I wish this year was over!

 

[graygermanshepherds]

Wish granted, the year has passed in an instant. Shame you were meant to die this very year.

I wish i didn't have anything to wish for

 

[CarmenT]

Granted, you're dead, all your troubles are behind you.

I wish someone would've made me dinner when I get home tonight.

 

[BIGlDICKADDICT]

Granted, but it was cooked by the Iron Chefs on raw octopus night.

I wish my dogs knew how to fetch.