Make a wish, .. and have it corrupted!

I wish that in photographs of me where you can see my teeth there is a 'ting' and sparkle of light from how white they look
 
Wish granted.

But you get killed and made into a coat.

I wish JabCrossHook vs Norm would have a Kickboxing match
 
Wish granted, but they see you in the public and knock you out !!! KAPOW !!!

I wish there was something on tv...
 
Granted!

Smile, you're on candid camera! But wait, you're actually PART of the show, and I've cancelled your butt

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner
 
Wish granted.

You're gonna get it, but it's not gonna be for eating, if you catch my drift.
 
Wish granted.

But you end up eating me, and I give you heartburn so bad you die!

I wish that there was a sport organization similar to the UFC, but it has a bigger cage, and it's a fight to the death.
 
Granted!

Korpy, you're the first contestant in the "I Wanna Be a Celebrity!" death match.

Too bad your first opponent is a former convicted murderer. You lose 30 seconds into the match, death by shiv. Worse, the show is cancelled, and since all the contracts were done by a talented, dashing, and handsome Martial Artist and Attorney-at-Law, your estate gets nothing when they sue the TV channel.

I wish I could be Phil Baroni.
 
Granted. You are magically turned into Phil Baroni... right before he is sued for everything he owns by a talented, dashing, and handsome Martial Artist and Attorney-at-Law who manages to get him for all he's worth.

Hmmm.... what's something uncorruptible?

I know.

I wish for the next person to reply to this thread to have a wonderful life.
 
Wish Granted,WOOT!!!! i have a wonderful life and yours sux to the end of all eternity

I wish Santa were real
 
Wish granted.

But when you're sleeping on Christmas Eve, he comes and touches you.

I wish AShida Kim would admit he's a fraud, and stop with his lameness.
 
The cubs win a game. . . of chess.

I wish my hard drive hadn't been irreparably whiped over the summer.

edit: also, I wish that they had never remade the movie Bedazzled.
 
Granted, all the material returns while it's in the repair shop, including all the "special photos" which the repair man hands to the vice squad, who proceed to give you a good vigilante-beating



Granted, instead they remade Grand Prix - the dullest film ever with Steve McQueen driving in circles for 3 hours. But it's a special "extended edition" which is 5 hours long - and you're at the premier!

I wish all your base are belong to me
 
Granted, but they are all Saz's bases and she swiftly recaptures them.

I wish I where Leopard proof (We had one in the garden this morning) actually, scratch that i wish me and my dog where Leopard proof.
 
Wish granted, the year has passed in an instant. Shame you were meant to die this very year.

I wish i didn't have anything to wish for
 
Granted, you're dead, all your troubles are behind you.

I wish someone would've made me dinner when I get home tonight.
 
Granted, but it was cooked by the Iron Chefs on raw octopus night.

I wish my dogs knew how to fetch.
 
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