Make a wish, .. and have it corrupted!

[MrseCookiesandCream]

I wish for Ragnarok.

You asked for it!

 

[BaBy_LoVe]

Granted!! now the world ends killing this thread for once and for all and we all, including the lord, smack the mess outta ya for wishing the apocalypse.

 

[wooft]

It's not the apocalypse, just an interesting passing of time.

 

[Oohbaby]

What are you, the anti-wish master ???

There's nothing to corrupt...

 

[bobalou12]

I wish for a long happy life.

 

[cor37]

Granted. But your life lasts so long, that you end up killing yourself from boredom...

I wish that I could visit Japan...

 

[jackiem]

You have it - you get to sleep in a shoe box and get toated about in a go-cart.

I wish I had better tasting water.

 

[smita]

Granted, but now everything else tastes like crap...

I wish that our dojo was open more...

 

[JennyE]

Granted, it's very open as all the walls fall down.

I wish I had some beer right now.

 

[ThomasR]

Granted, but that darn otter comes along and snags it away...

I wish for some food...

 

[DashingGeek]

You got it - McDonalds Supersized just for you.


I wish I didn't have to work tonight.

 

[xxmonicaxo]

You don't, because drunk otters eat your leg.

I wish I could do work and play the guitar at the same time.

 

[turfyguy]

Granted, but you get so distracted by those drunk otters eating away at Nordic's leg that both don't amount to nothing. You're fired !!!

I wish that we had moose in Holland...

 

[PsychedelicPussycat]

You do, but they're stolen from Canada and the Canadians declare war!

I wish there were some good rock gigs coming up here!

 

[KellieD]

Granted. Lamb of God play a venue five minutes down the road from where you live, but you get the crap battered out of you in the pit.
I wish I could live comfortably without going to work

 

[mdevisha]

Granted, you live the last ten minutes of your life very comfortably and not at work - then it's curtains!

I wish my flatmate would come in from the pub quietly tonight 'cos I'm off to bed now!

 

[TennesseeGal]

Granted, but he's gotten so sick of too much drinking... he vomits all over you while you're alseep. Dream on, my son...

I wish that this mosquito would die !!!

 

[CowboyExtraordinaire]

Granted, but in it's place there appears 10 more mosquitos better break out the flyswatter


I wish I could keep my ADD under control.

 

[hordolmer]

You got it - now you stare at the same thing all day.

I wish onions weren't so addictive.

 

[ShaqD]

Wish Granted, now all onions produced are no longer addictive, but since youve already eaten the old ones your still addicted and the new ones cant feed your addiction. in a crazed fit you overdose on the new onoins. and die from all the crying you did while eating them .

I wish for (puts pinky finger to mouth) 1 million Dollars!