Make a wish, .. and have it corrupted!

Granted!! now the world ends killing this thread for once and for all and we all, including the lord, smack the mess outta ya for wishing the apocalypse.
 
What are you, the anti-wish master ???

There's nothing to corrupt...
 
Granted. But your life lasts so long, that you end up killing yourself from boredom...

I wish that I could visit Japan...
 
You have it - you get to sleep in a shoe box and get toated about in a go-cart.

I wish I had better tasting water.
 
Granted, but now everything else tastes like crap...

I wish that our dojo was open more...
 
Granted, it's very open as all the walls fall down.

I wish I had some beer right now.
 
Granted, but that darn otter comes along and snags it away...

I wish for some food...
 
You don't, because drunk otters eat your leg.

I wish I could do work and play the guitar at the same time.
 
Granted, but you get so distracted by those drunk otters eating away at Nordic's leg that both don't amount to nothing. You're fired !!!

I wish that we had moose in Holland...
 
You do, but they're stolen from Canada and the Canadians declare war!

I wish there were some good rock gigs coming up here!
 
Granted. Lamb of God play a venue five minutes down the road from where you live, but you get the crap battered out of you in the pit.
I wish I could live comfortably without going to work
 
Granted, you live the last ten minutes of your life very comfortably and not at work - then it's curtains!

I wish my flatmate would come in from the pub quietly tonight 'cos I'm off to bed now!
 
Granted, but he's gotten so sick of too much drinking... he vomits all over you while you're alseep. Dream on, my son...

I wish that this mosquito would die !!!
 
Granted, but in it's place there appears 10 more mosquitos better break out the flyswatter


I wish I could keep my ADD under control.
 
You got it - now you stare at the same thing all day.

I wish onions weren't so addictive.
 
Wish Granted, now all onions produced are no longer addictive, but since youve already eaten the old ones your still addicted and the new ones cant feed your addiction. in a crazed fit you overdose on the new onoins. and die from all the crying you did while eating them .

I wish for (puts pinky finger to mouth) 1 million Dollars!
 
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