Make a wish, .. and have it corrupted!

BaBy_LoVe

New member
Granted!! now the world ends killing this thread for once and for all and we all, including the lord, smack the mess outta ya for wishing the apocalypse.
 

turfyguy

New member
Granted, but you get so distracted by those drunk otters eating away at Nordic's leg that both don't amount to nothing. You're fired !!!

I wish that we had moose in Holland...
 

KellieD

Member
Granted. Lamb of God play a venue five minutes down the road from where you live, but you get the crap battered out of you in the pit.
I wish I could live comfortably without going to work
 

mdevisha

New member
Granted, you live the last ten minutes of your life very comfortably and not at work - then it's curtains!

I wish my flatmate would come in from the pub quietly tonight 'cos I'm off to bed now!
 
Granted, but he's gotten so sick of too much drinking... he vomits all over you while you're alseep. Dream on, my son...

I wish that this mosquito would die !!!
 

ShaqD

New member
Wish Granted, now all onions produced are no longer addictive, but since youve already eaten the old ones your still addicted and the new ones cant feed your addiction. in a crazed fit you overdose on the new onoins. and die from all the crying you did while eating them .

I wish for (puts pinky finger to mouth) 1 million Dollars!
 
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