Make a wish, .. and have it corrupted!

Granted, but you can only have one wish at a time and are therefore banned from this thread. FOREVER !!!

Bwahahahaha....

I wish for some ramen.
 
You got it - It's Ramen and that's corrupted enough.


I wish today was nice enough to go for a ride.
 
Granted - It's sunny, not a cloud in sight. However, protestors think it's a good day, too, and they crowd the streets from here to Bankok.

I wish I had some cereal.
 
you got it! gives him cereal unaware of the 3 cups of sugar he dumped into the bowl resulting in you becoming hyper active and getting 6 detentions and a suspension from school


God I wish I this thread would die already
 
Granted - The thread dies right after you post.
However, since the rules of the thread say you have to corrupt the former wish, the thread is reborn and the world rejoices.
 
you got it! now you remember to make a wish but you forget everything else (spelling, walking, memory, etc...)


I wish people would stop being so annoying.
 
Mmmm granted, but everyones annoying habits go into you, now everyone hates you because youre so annoying, good luck making freinds.

I wish my dog would speak to me again
 
You got it - Arff Arff Arff, that means Leave me Alone!

I wish I could take a pill and blow the body fat.
 
granted.
Heres a pill....as for "blowing" fat......i'll get you a chubby hooker.

I wish i could get some sleep.
 
You go to sleep but the only way to wake up is from the kiss of a really fat, ugly, horny prince with chronic halitosis

I wish I didn't have to deal with stupid people any more...
 
Somebody forgot to make a wish...

Guess that means that they'll have no more 'flesbian' dancers coming to their houses this evening.

I wish that .. Err.. Something good.
 
Granted, our beloved Dubya is forever silenced so, despite celebrations all over the world, no laws are passed and the situations surrounding the USA get steadily worse and worse...

I wish I get into the Sixth Form of my choice....
 
Granted but now you get turn into a supernova and burn up earth and half the galaxy.

I wish our dog wouldnt stink.
 
granted! now instead of stinking it's crappin' all of your house, better get the scooper

I wish for the reconstruction of the US government (don't ask why)
 
You got it - The liberials won, and thus we're all doomed.

I wish I didn't have a sore throat.
 
Granted, but now we have to listen to your uberbabble and you bore us to death. Thank you very much...

I wish that my trainingweekend will be good...
 
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