Make a wish, .. and have it corrupted!

[saebag]

Granted, but you can only have one wish at a time and are therefore banned from this thread. FOREVER !!!

Bwahahahaha....

I wish for some ramen.

 

[cb4nufc]

You got it - It's Ramen and that's corrupted enough.


I wish today was nice enough to go for a ride.

 

[reddogt]

Granted - It's sunny, not a cloud in sight. However, protestors think it's a good day, too, and they crowd the streets from here to Bankok.

I wish I had some cereal.

 

[Sagarira]

you got it! gives him cereal unaware of the 3 cups of sugar he dumped into the bowl resulting in you becoming hyper active and getting 6 detentions and a suspension from school


God I wish I this thread would die already

 

[maryjane_bby]

Granted - The thread dies right after you post.
However, since the rules of the thread say you have to corrupt the former wish, the thread is reborn and the world rejoices.

 

[Suberov]

I wish I wouldn't forget to make a wish.

 

[TheGibson7]

you got it! now you remember to make a wish but you forget everything else (spelling, walking, memory, etc...)


I wish people would stop being so annoying.

 

[TattooGuy]

Mmmm granted, but everyones annoying habits go into you, now everyone hates you because youre so annoying, good luck making freinds.

I wish my dog would speak to me again

 

[SindiJ]

You got it - Arff Arff Arff, that means Leave me Alone!

I wish I could take a pill and blow the body fat.

 

[ariangirl]

granted.
Heres a pill....as for "blowing" fat......i'll get you a chubby hooker.

I wish i could get some sleep.

 

[hawaiin_tiger]

You go to sleep but the only way to wake up is from the kiss of a really fat, ugly, horny prince with chronic halitosis

I wish I didn't have to deal with stupid people any more...

 

[Neeuzafah]

granted! now you deal with jackasses

 

[confusedone]

Somebody forgot to make a wish...

Guess that means that they'll have no more 'flesbian' dancers coming to their houses this evening.

I wish that .. Err.. Something good.

 

[KofiKingstonian]

Granted - something good happen just not to you.


I wish Dub-Ya would just SHUT THE HELL UP!!!

 

[RrrrA]

Granted, our beloved Dubya is forever silenced so, despite celebrations all over the world, no laws are passed and the situations surrounding the USA get steadily worse and worse...

I wish I get into the Sixth Form of my choice....

 

[yecartwhatt]

Granted, now you can't get out of it and you start to cry


I wish for power.

 

[muffingg]

Granted but now you get turn into a supernova and burn up earth and half the galaxy.

I wish our dog wouldnt stink.

 

[DrePhil]

granted! now instead of stinking it's crappin' all of your house, better get the scooper

I wish for the reconstruction of the US government (don't ask why)

 

[sicily]

You got it - The liberials won, and thus we're all doomed.

I wish I didn't have a sore throat.

 

[Butterfly1981]

Granted, but now we have to listen to your uberbabble and you bore us to death. Thank you very much...

I wish that my trainingweekend will be good...