People of Israel, Is this good joke?

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The commanding officer at the Russian Military academy (the equivalent of a 4-star general the the USA) gave a lecture on Potential problems and Military Strategy.
At the end of the lecture, he asked if there were any questions
And officer stood up and asked: "Will there be a WWIII? And will Russia take part of it?" The general answered both questions in the affirmative. Another officer asked: "Who will be the enemy?" The general replied, "All indications point on China."

Everyone in the audience was shocked. A third officer remarked, "General, we are a nation of only 150 millions, compared to the 1.5 billions Chinese. Can we win at all, or even survive?"

The general answered, "Just think about this for a moment. In modern warfare, it is not the quantity of soldiers that matters but the quality of Army's capabilities. For example, in the Middle East we have had a few wars recently where 5 millions Jews fought against 150 millions Arabs, and Israel was always victorious."

After a small pause, yet another officer -from the back of the audience asked, "Do we have enough Jews?"
@Michael
I am a Russian born (I know history of WWII)
I am a Jew
I am an American
 
OMG, LOL.

I would say that's a good joke. Great, if you analyze it greatly; though, if you do, it loses some of it's humor.
 
I well remember WW2 and the courageous fight the Russians put up against overwhelming odds. Russia lost more civilians and military than the total losses of the Germans and the Allies and even all the Jews in the holocaust all put together. Had it been the IDF protecting Russia it would have lost the war on the very first day. As a result the war would have lasted much longer and many more Jews would have perished in Germany's horror camps. Making a joke of this is not, in my opinion , funny.
 
I would like to be the first American to welcome our benevolent Chinese overlords, and yes, I cannot wait to be paid in rice.
 
haha classical lol
yeah I find it funny and I'm a sunny muslim
btw the arab armies are so unorganised that my gran could overpower them unfortunatley too much infighting
 
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