Poll: How do you greet people?

[KITKAT©]

Mine: Wassup smexi, what's going down Charlie Brown?
And on the phone: What's smoking bitches?

 

[DreBojangles]

Whass up vanilla face?

 

[WinterGuy]

hey sexi, hows it goin?

 

[KristinaJessica]

Mine: Hi, I'm Kristina. Who the hell are you?
And on the phone: Who's this?

 

[mmmmmm3]

Hello, you're now speaking with Chris. If your a female, talk horny. If your a male, please hang up and go fk yourself. Thank you.

 

[otmmmto]

WHATS UP, NIGGUH?!

Its awkward when all the black people turn around.

 

[Imwatchingyou1]

*death stare*
>.>

 

[ScottWagner]

"Hey."
"What's up?"

 

[BubbaTeRamone]

How you?

 

[mSillyyLillyym]

"Aye!"
With like a little head nod.

 

[Spudnick]

I usually just say howdy, and if I'm wearing a hat, I tip it like a cowboy

 

[Alexis]

Lol. I hug them all like "heyy" all happy even if I don't even wanna see them.

 

[Sweetst]

sup bîtches.

 

[FTWman]

With my hand.
My left hand.
And I wait to see if they realize they've been insulted.
They never do.
Muahaha!

 

[twinkling_star]

Hi! How are you?

 

[RogerRocket]

Hey there, sailor.

 

[DinoCavallone]

Hey............................

 

[coca_c0la]

heeeey, how's it going ?

 

[Lauren1]

"Hi! How are u?"

 

[raja]

hello