POLL: If You Were A Greeter At Wal-Mart, How Would You Greet The People That Came In?

[EastBayPunk[Exploited]]

i would fart in their face. just like Terrance and Phillip

 

[Nick]

taste my **** for only 5 dollar -

 

[mikskali]

Play it by ear:

ttp://www.stumbleupon.com/s/#2qH9gB/www.peopleofwalmart.com//

 

[RayP]

That's the same thing I was going to say, great minds think alike

 

[TedV]

i would say "GET THE FUCK OUT"

 

[SEXYFAKEJIMMORRISONt]

Hi, Welcome to Wal*Mart! Just remember...don't clog up the aisles with your fatasses. Now ya'll just waddle on through!

 

[malloryw1]

Okay Walter..

 

[Battery]

"Yo Wal-Mart shopper, I'm really happy for you and I'mma let you finish but Target is the best store ever!"

 

[Moneyonmymindt3t]

"Wuddup, fried chicken and grape drank is in Isle 7."

 

[supercell]

Stfu noobs!

 

[animefan1]

Hi, Welcome to Wal-mart in (wherever you're working at) how may i help you? *give them wrong driections* not very cool.. i know.. >.>

Look up peopleofwalmart.com.... there is some awesome pic's of people at walmart.. it's awesome~!

 

[Ade494]

Hi, since we say we have the lowest prices but we accutally don't go to Target. They have better prices.

 

[BiteMe]

"Welcome to Wal-Mart. Get your sh*t and get out". Walter--Jeff Dunham

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyKiRpdjnmE&feature=related

It's at the beginning of the skit.

 

[gh]

i would do the jim carey thing with my naked ass

 

[OneoftheRottenOnes]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxFc1RMbko4




something like that.

 

[Striver777]

Welcome to McDonald's how can I help you?