Poll: Would you rather be featured on A&E Biography or E! True Hollywood Story?

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cel'sgiantIrishbeaver

New member
I think I would be more suited to an E! True Hollywood Story.

Story of a small town beaver, gets hooked up with the wrong crowd, ends up in the big city, turning tricks for Twinkie money, and then crashes and burns and ends up bound and gagged in the truck of a 1974 Plymouth Volare at Midway Airport.

End of story.
 
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publicosystem

New member
E! True Hollywood Story.

At least people would know what my life was like from a third person point of view -- a third person who is borderline insane.
 
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spirit

Member
Geez, I dunno. I already have a book written about me...The True Story of the 3 Little Pigs...all about how they mistreated and lied about me. Then there's the porno I did...What The Wolf Saw When Li'l Red Saw the Man's Big Ax. And of course that National Geographic centerfold of me baying at the moon. I think I'll just hide for awhile. Maybe make some little kid cry wolf, or something.
 
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Midna

New member
I can see it now "Midna" in big bright letters and people shouting my name and applauding me. I rock! I know, I know, don't get jealous.
 
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Short_Bus_Sally

New member
True Hollywood Story - at least it would be a seedy story about my rise to fame, and eventful but tragic death in the throws of passion with a lesbian rodeo clown named "Honey"
 
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