See if you can come up with the same silly punchline of a joke I made up. I...

[PunnyPoetress]

...will reveal? my punchline as soon as at least 4 people have answered and as long as the 4-hour posting requirement has passed. I will award Best Answer to whomever guessed the same as mine ~ or came closest (or funnier) !!

Here's the start of my joke:


While on a house-hunting appointment searching for a new home, what did the snobbish woman remark as her realtor began to show her a gorgeous home that had every amenity one could ask for, along with a decent price -- but one slight drawback -- it was right next door to an ancient graveyard. ????

The snooty woman exclaimed: _________________________________ !!

 

[Madison]

I'll buy this house, but the neighbors had better keep the wailing down!!

 

[KateAlexBahleef]

I would not be able to dig these new neighbors of mine. They are certainly below my social standing.

 

[JanelleS]

Well the neighborhood is to die for.

 

[Blinddrummer]

At least I won't have to go very far next time I move.

 

[Meow]

how convenient

 

[~LightningEmo~]

thats next to my old home!

 

[grayskinhead]

its DEAD round here isnt it, does any BODY live next door, yes its very quiet make no BONES about that, theres not a SOUL in sight, i`ll bet people are DIE-ING to get in there, is there a pollution problem because there are a lot of people COFFIN.

 

[TheSaint]

"People must be dying to get in there, I suppose, lol...?"