While I was in church, I held my urine for too long and started peeing

[Bree]

blood...was that the blood of Christ? Should I call my pastor or the hospital?

 

[Nicky2]

Oh that's got to be a sin

 

[DarthEugeneVader]

No it was yours. If it is not a normal discharge of blood call go to a hospital.

 

[IAMMEE1]

If you're a girl, you got your period .
If you're a boy... get some help .

 

[ernie]

Don't mock the blood of Jesus. Go see a doctor, you may have bladder or kidney problems.

 

[JamesW]

That urine reeks of failure.

 

[chronicmidori]

XD

That was so awesomely humorous...

 

[AndreatheGuitarGoddess]

You're just becoming a woman, sweetie.

 

[CraZy]

You have no future as a comedian.....in the department of respect, you ain't found the meaning of respect yet...........

 

[CelestianVega]

Call your mommie. I don't think you're allowed to play on the computer, sweetie.

 

[MartinG]

Are you sure a special aunt of yours didn't come to visit?

 

[eskimo]

You are obviously a prophet of god

 

[alondra]

no worries it was just your period happens to all women