Wives, how will you greet your husband tonight when he arrives home from work?

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porsha

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I'll probably still have on my work clothes
I will serve him a cold beer
and the oven is broke (so i may take him out for din)
 
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AssentivelyCompliant

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I can only speak from experience here:
1.) She'll be wearing sweats, pajamas or jeans and a t-shirt
2.) I'll get my own drink
3.) I'll make my own dinner.

I'm horribly terrified of being poisoned.
 
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LaVieBoheme

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He gets home at 11PM (2nd shift police officer) so I will be sleeping most likely. He does come home for dinner though and I will be wearing regular clothes. He can get his own drink, he's a big boy and we prepared dinner earlier together in the day so I will just put it in the oven when it's time to eat.
 
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Jeanie

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Well its both our day off but most of the time Im in my pj's telling him sodas in the fridge dinners in the microwave, heat it up,
 
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Poopypuss4

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What will she wearing? A shirt that say's "I'm a martyr"
What drink? There's water from the tap
What's for dinner? Are you kidding, she's too tired from her part time job and talking on the phone.


I'm going to Nice Can's house, unless you have something for me to eat!
 
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Nicecant

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I will greet him by handing him a knife & a pair of gloves.

1. Coveralls- I will be butchering deer.
2. A cold one. Something in a can.
3. Probably a frozen pizza & deer tenderloins on the grill.
 
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aGUYbein'aGUY

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Are you kidding me?

She called off work today for a nasty cold.

So now I have to actually look like I'm working.

Its almost as bad as the gay IT guy.

I am wearing clothing
I am making hot tea with honey lemon and whiskey (so she will nap and I can YA)
I am serving my therapeutic chicken soup.

What will my wife be doing.....indeed.

Nice Can........wow.
 
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Toke'sUp

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I'm working late, he's got group tonight....by the time we hook up, the kid'll be in bed after HIS Happy Meal....

I'll be wearing a t-shirt & undies, he can get his own government juice (water, we're in between paydays)....and peanut butter & day old bannock will probably be consumed before the mandatory spliff....
 
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kel

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First - mine is a third-shifter - so he's already home.

Second - we had a HUGE fight before he left for work last night.....so I'm not too sure if we're speaking yet.
 
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