hi recently me & my bf moved into a house together, yesterday there was a little sock in the laundry basket & he said was it mine (but i no it was his little nieces because i saw her with them on) and i said 'no, one of the girls youve had round must of left it' as a joke but it came out more...
hi recently me & my bf moved into a house together, yesterday there was a little sock in the laundry basket & he said was it mine (but i no it was his little nieces because i saw her with them on) and i said 'no, one of the girls youve had round must of left it' as a joke but it came out more...
hi recently me & my bf moved into a house together, yesterday there was a little sock in the laundry basket & he said was it mine (but i no it was his little nieces because i saw her with them on) and i said 'no, one of the girls youve had round must of left it' as a joke but it probably came...
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2012/09/02/huckabee-gingrich-blast-rove-for-murder-comment-both-citing-giffords/
threatening to murder someone is not funny.
So a group of friends were planning a party for the weekend, and they made a list of food and stuff to bring.
Kayci was told to bring some hummus.
So, on Saturday, she comes in with some Palestinian terrorists.
Her friends tell her, "Kayci, that's not hummus! That's Hamas!"
got two girls' phone numbers. I initiated both conversations. The first girl was laughing at my jokes but she stopped laughing in the text convo when she asked "where do you work" and I responded "At an escort service called "Miso Horni". My stage name is Ping and my co worker's Pong. JK JK."...
If you dont know what conlanging is, dont even bother to answer.
I just read an artical that criticizes esperanto, but the points he makes, apply to all conlangs essentially:
http://riviste.unimi.it/index.php/inkoj/article/view/838
simply put, esperanto is not a real language since it has no...
mine is...true story:
a blonde girl wanted to commit suicide so she hanged her self..When her friend came in..
her friend: what are u doing
blonde: hanging myself
friend: why is the rope around ur wrist
blonde: it hurt too much around my neck 0_o
Which of these scenarios is the most hilarious:
Telling a joke about people being shredded by a tornado, to an audience located in Joplin MO.
Telling a joke about people jumping from a burning building, to an audience sitting in a club in new york city after the tragedy.
Telling a joke about...
Have you heard about it? Basically Tosh(a comedian known for being extremely offensive) made a rape joke and a woman in the audience started heckling him about it, saying how rape is not funny. To which he replied "Wouldnt it be funny if she got raped by 5 guys right now? Just like right now"...
In Wayne's World where they're sitting at the traffic lights and Wayne signals for the older man in the next car over to wind his window down, then asks him if he has any grey poupon.
What the heck does that mean??!!
Bored in the office and I can't think of anything to do. But why is it I'm always reminded of everything I've ever wanted to do at 3AM?! Every damn night.
Bored in the office and I can't think of anything to do. But why is it I'm always reminded of everything I've ever wanted to do at 3AM?! Every damn night.
Did you get it?
How Much More Insanity Will the American? people stand for? Our Representatives in Congress are completely useless, and do nothing to protect the citizens money. The President does nothing to watch out for our money and he is the Commander of the Military.
How can anyone defend a Government...
I am of depacote for a preventive but I keep a migraine all the time. worse at times...The Doctors treat me like a joke. They won't listen to anything I have to say. I am so tired of the pain.
I saw a picture of a dam and eve and they have belly buttons. And the caption is "you know what's funny? Pictures of adam and eve where they both have belly buttons. Think about it." Help me get it?
John Edwards decided to do a paternity test to prove that the child of his mistress is not his .
The paternity test came up to the surprise of everyone that 99% probability that John Edwards is not the father. but the report included a second item that stated "99% probability that John...