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Have you ever heard a joke that made you laugh so hard you cried/almost cried? If so what was it?

Yo mama's so fat, the stretch marks on her stomache looks like the DVD cover for Spiderman!

...what's in it? I'll be really impressed if you can. Non-serious answers also welcome.

...If I am legal drinking age and I could prove it. Can you get in trouble or would they just have a laugh about it?

what does this mean? http://tinypic.com/r/6p7n0g/5

Do you understand Japanese? Then why did you enter, dimshit?

Why did the chicken cross the road? -To get to the other side What does it mean!??

Sometimes when a person is quiet, other people who are seen as more popular will joke to the quiet people about how they're best friends even though they've never hung out or talked that much. Why is this?

doesn't approve of my wife? My father is an old school racist and doesn't approve of my wife who is from Kenya (I know, I know, Obama, he never lets that go) and a Muslim (I know, I know, Obama again) and I thought it would funny to play an April Fools joke on him to pay him back for all the...

He told me joking that if he does not finish college he might as well just end him self. I think he was joking but i did have friend of mine a long time a go joke about the same thing and she killed her self. He told me he will never date if he does not have a good job cuz what girl will want...

While reading a "Les Blondes" comic I came across a strip that I did not understand at the end because the punch line was not quite clear. French is only my second language so when I was translating it into English, the humor was lost on me. Vanessa and her friend Anne are in the cell phone...

I have been telling my girlfriend that I am preparing an elaborate April Fools joke that is going to blow her mind. I have been planning it for weeks, even hired some actors and some people to play music. My idea was that I was going to push her into a pool and have swimming actors with a...

My boyfriend was planning to come visit me at school and he wants to book a hotel and I said "It better have a kitchen. I want to be in the kitchen." Is that weird?

You dont hear that many jokes about them anymore. Good for you guys. Wow, that sounds kind of racist, but thats not how I mean it. Just an observation.

One of my bestest friend's girlfriend tripped on scissors because she didn't want to hurt her dog Dora. He has a mishap while they where in bed together due to her wound, and a few minutes later in the conversation I made an off-color joke saying he should buy her toddler's scissors as a gag...

There's this guy who already has a girlfriend. He has a photo album in facebook with 32 pics. (pics of him and his guy friends) At the end of the gallery is a pic of a girl and her female friend together. And the last pic is a pic of the same girl- sitting on her bed, wearing shorts and a tank...

Joke 1: what a dog says to another dog? It says: We are dogs Joke 2: What a girl says to the boy that made the dog joke? She said: Your joke is crap

Innocent Question, Really. This Is Not Racist, But Are There Jews That Are Black? If So, Is There Doctrine That Allows Jews To Be Black??? If Im Not Mistaken, The Hebrews Originated From The Area Of Ur To Egypt And Did Intermarry With Darker Skinned People. Torah Refers To Moses Wife Zipporah...

Just curious,I might be missing something but why do people make jokes about his assassination and family? I may be wrong but wasn't he like one of the United States best presidents? It doesn't make sense to make fun of something like that since he has helped people so much. Or at least that's...

It's his birthday, all three of us are friends. I was their waitress for a long time. He always talks about my boobs. And wrote on my FB wall, happy birthday to my secret lover!!! Well today is his birthday and I put happy birthday to the love of my life. He is 55 and I'm 21. Is it wrong to joke...