I was wondering: does Santa have a cell phone number?

[Zman]

1-800-your a dumb @ss

 

[mugenhunt]

He does, but it's unlisted.

 

[MIkeBe]

if he does, what is it?

 

[ClarissatAtTheDisco]

1800 SANTA
or 1800 NORTH POLE

 

[mmmmmm@]

I can't tell you.. his wife is too jealous..

 

[MEGAVIDEOmGAMEGEEK]

1800-777-hoho

 

[Jessica]

555-meow-santa

 

[rightwingextremist]

I don't think they have a cell tower up there so he wouldn't get good reception.

 

[Twilight_vampz]

Hate to break it to you sorry but he doesn't have one he isn't real. How do I know this on christmas eve once I went out to go 'secretly spy on santa' and I saw mum and dad filling my sack with presents. Along with about 3 years later my parents telling me he wasn't real

 

[jeeccentricx2]

143

 

[Invincible]

ya i talk to him all the time

me and him are homies

 

[TheAnswer1]

Yeah, it's 1-800-BETS-OFF

 

[Angelae2]

Yea but he never txts back. ugh.

 

[serena]

yep hes on my speed dial
but i cant give u his number, bcuz youve been naughty.

 

[mmSavannahmm]

He's my neighbor....

 

[tDazedandConfusedt]

no he doesn't you @ss

 

[Shekhinah]

Yes, and I know it and I'm going to call him and tell him that you've been a very, very naughty boy this year. Unless you pay me not to, that is!